Tynee Talks: Things We Must Say Goodbye to in 2016 and leave
there!
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| Photo Credit: BRAVO TV |
We rang in the year 2016 A.D. with great anticipation and
high hopes; however by April 2016, it was determined that 2016 was full of cow dung, and
we weren’t even at our halfway point. 2016 had some exhilarating highs
and Lamar Odum lows, but all in all, ni**a we made it!
Even if Donald Trump is our President-elect, and even if I’m convinced that his
wife is actually Evelyn Salt; I have
to believe we will be okay, at least for the sake of my sanity! So, in the
famous words of King Kendrick Lamar, “We gone be alright.”
However, in order for us to actually be alright, move
forward in our ways, and in our thinking; there are some things we must leave
behind in 2016. If we want 2017 to have
a damn chance, we must cancel some shit and leave it in 2016!
Since most people are trying to jump out of 2016, like a
Titanic passenger trying to get on a life boat, my friends and I have a
compiled a list of things that should stay in 2016 and never be seen again!
TRUMP: Sorry
homie: YOU’RE FIRED! So take your lousy, yella (bright orange), no good keister
to Russia!
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| Illustration Credit: Bill Kirchner-Washington Post |
FACEBOOK LIVE:
Face it! We’re tired of seeing ya’ll mediocre a** lives interrupting our daily
schedules, getting pointless notifications about you smoking weed, or talking
nonsense. Unless, you’re in a deadly situation: STOP. GOING. LIVE.
FLAT TUMMY TEA:
ATTENTION HEAUXS stop with the flat tummy tea already. Here’s an option: Work
tf out!
Young Thug, Lil Yachty,
Any New Rapper: May ya’ll crawl back into the HUD HOUSES from whence
ya’ll came! Lil ROACHES!
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| Rare Photo of Young Thug, Lil Yachty, and Lil Uzi Vert |
WOKE FOLK: I’m
so sick of you fake “WOKE” folk! Half of ya’ll sleep walking. Most of ya’ll ill-
informed, and all of ya’ll get on my everlasting nerve! In the words of the
prophet Ludacris: Go to sleep hoe!
BLONDE KANYE: Listen, I have tried my best
to defend you fam, but you’re killing me Smalls! Like I’m pleading with you to
Cut. It. Out!
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FAKE LOVE:
Can we go back to keepin’ it real for a moment shall we? Ummm, if you don’t
like something or someone don’t be fake, just go your separate ways. Pretending
takes too much work.
RACISM: We’ve
been trying to delete you for a long time, but just like dandruff, you always
appear. Seriously, we’re over it. Sincerely, A colored girl!
