Tynee Talks: A Compilation of Things We Must Say Goodbye to in 2016!

Tynee Talks: Things We Must Say Goodbye to in 2016 and leave there!

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We rang in the year 2016 A.D. with great anticipation and high hopes; however by April 2016, it was determined that 2016 was full of cow dung, and we weren’t even at our halfway point. 2016 had some exhilarating highs and Lamar Odum lows, but all in all, ni**a we made it! Even if Donald Trump is our President-elect, and even if I’m convinced that his wife is actually Evelyn Salt; I have to believe we will be okay, at least for the sake of my sanity! So, in the famous words of King Kendrick Lamar, “We gone be alright.”

However, in order for us to actually be alright, move forward in our ways, and in our thinking; there are some things we must leave behind in 2016.  If we want 2017 to have a damn chance, we must cancel some shit and leave it in 2016!

Since most people are trying to jump out of 2016, like a Titanic passenger trying to get on a life boat, my friends and I have a compiled a list of things that should stay in 2016 and never be seen again!

TRUMP: Sorry homie: YOU’RE FIRED! So take your lousy, yella (bright orange), no good keister to Russia!

Illustration Credit: Bill Kirchner-Washington Post

FACEBOOK LIVE: Face it! We’re tired of seeing ya’ll mediocre a** lives interrupting our daily schedules, getting pointless notifications about you smoking weed, or talking nonsense. Unless, you’re in a deadly situation: STOP. GOING. LIVE.

FLAT TUMMY TEA: ATTENTION HEAUXS stop with the flat tummy tea already. Here’s an option: Work tf out!

Young Thug, Lil Yachty, Any New Rapper: May ya’ll crawl back into the HUD HOUSES from whence ya’ll came! Lil ROACHES!

Rare Photo of Young Thug, Lil Yachty, and Lil Uzi Vert

WOKE FOLK: I’m so sick of you fake “WOKE” folk! Half of ya’ll sleep walking. Most of ya’ll ill- informed, and all of ya’ll get on my everlasting nerve! In the words of the prophet Ludacris: Go to sleep hoe!

 

BLONDE KANYE: Listen, I have tried my best to defend you fam, but you’re killing me Smalls! Like I’m pleading with you to Cut. It. Out!

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FAKE LOVE: Can we go back to keepin’ it real for a moment shall we? Ummm, if you don’t like something or someone don’t be fake, just go your separate ways. Pretending takes too much work.

RACISM: We’ve been trying to delete you for a long time, but just like dandruff, you always appear. Seriously, we’re over it. Sincerely, A colored girl! 

Tynee Talks to Monica Slayton Creator of CarloMoni Hair Freshener

Tynee Talks to Monica Slayton Creator of CarloMoni Hair Freshener

Monica is the Product Developer for CarloMoni Hair Products. She has been a licensed Cosmetologist for over 20 years, but has been involved with hair since she chopped off her doll baby’s hair in the late 70s and cut off her Cousin Tammy’s ponytail in the early 80s. She is the Owner and Operator of MoniCarlos Hair Creations located at 2491 East Ave. Akron, OH 44314. Monica is now stepping from behind the chair to revolutionize the billion dollar hair care product industry. CarloMoni Hair Freshener can be purchased at www.carlomonihaircare.com

Tynee Talks: What is Hair Freshener?

Monica Slayton: It’s Febreeze for your hair.

TT: How did you come to develop this product?

MS: Surprisingly, the idea stemmed from men complaining about how their woman’s hair smelled. Women tend to not notice that their hair is giving off an odor, but the men notice.  I was also tired of my hair taking on the scents of things I was around like cooking grease if I cooked, or cigarette smoke, if I happened to be around someone who smoked. Most women don’t notice because they are immune to it, but others definitely notice.

TT: So, there is definitely a need for this product?

MS: Absolutely! I met with a couple of Chemists in North Carolina and California, which then led me to a Chemist in Downtown Akron, OH. I told the Chemist what I was looking for in a product. I didn’t’ want it to be harsh on the hair or too heavy, and together with my hair expertise and their scientific expertise, hair magic was created in a bottle!

TT: Can you describe this product to my readers?

MS: The great thing about Hair Freshener is that it can co-exist with your other hair products. You don’t have to change your hair regimen. It’s a welcomed addition to your haircare routine. Hair Freshener is light weight, non-oily, can be used on ALL hair types, has natural ingredients, and has a fresh scent.

TT: Is there any other product on the market comparable to Hair Freshener?

MS: NO! This is a signature product! Its plant based and it also cleanses the scalp

TT: So, basically this product is a weave lover’s dream?

MS: Yes, one could say that! Loc Lovers love the product as well and women who don’t feel like washing their hair every day.

TT: What’s something unique about your product?

MS: Not only does it deodorize hair, it also eliminates marijuana odors. It takes the “weed” smell out of the hair. It can be applied to the fingertips as well to get rid of the stench smoke leaves behind. It’s multipurpose and can be used on pillows and head scarfs.

TT: How much is this product?

MS: $14.99 for 4oz bottle

CarloMoni Hair Freshener can be purchased at www.carlomonihaircare.com