Tynee Talks Top 10 Foolery of the Week

Tynee Talks Top 10 Foolery of the Week

In case you you’ve been in a coma or somehow took the blue pill and declined being in the Matrix for a while, chances are you missed a whole heap of foolishness this week. I present to you: THE HIGHLIGHTS of this week’s FUCKERY!

• Lil Bow Wow apparently ain’t Black… Who knew?

  

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• Jackie Christie still M-E-S-S-Y... How old is too old? Asking for a friend...

  

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• I’m convinced that Mona Scott Young got the cast of LHHATL from a comic book store located in the bowels of Wal-Mart aka HELL
  
• Deelishis done got on Stevie J’s bus 

  

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• Mimi is now an interior designer and will be installing shower rods (No pun intended, I kid, I kid)

  

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• Trump is still running for President of the United States of America 

  

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• Pastor Troy told Minnie he ain’t bout no titles, wasn’t too pressed about her alleged “miscarriage” and the look on her LITTLE face sent me! (Little Women ATLANTA)
  
• Momma Dee has a new song, hence someone is giving special Needs persons a chance

  

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• Apparently, Slaves who built the White House had it good according to Bill O'Reilly; how he came to that conclusion leads me to believe that Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

  

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• Lastly, we’re at WAR with KOREA people! Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Let us PRAY. Amen. 

  

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BYE AYESHA: HELLO SAVANNAH JAMES

Bye Ayesha: Hello Savannah

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Not sure if Ayesha Curry received the memo yet, but she just got booted from the top spot as resident Head NBA Wife in Charge (HNBAWINC). Sorry Boo Boo Kitty, but your time is up and there is a new Champion in town, known as King James (Lebron).  As the new Royal kid on the block, it’s only right that his Queen i.e. Savanna, reign supreme with him as you sit in the audience and Watch The Throne!

 

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Ayesha girl, you were living life like it was golden, throwing shade from left to right, from the West to the East, and from the North to the South. Ayesha, you were Eclipsin’ hoes on Twitter like no tomorrow honey. But, baaaaaaby, it’s a new day and Queen Savannah will be taking her position as the New HNBAWIC! Hell, Wendy Williams, has already stated publicly that you should be more like Savanna and give those Twitter fingers a rest. #BeLikeSavannah #PlayYourPosition #BeQuiet

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Savannah will now be featured in Memes with her husband with the hashtag #RelationshipGoals. All dudes across America gone be like: “I wanna girl like Savannah.” It never fails. People are shallow! Savannah will be representing for the brown girls who didn’t feel like they fit in the Ayesha Curry lane. Everything will be about SAVANNAH! Meanwhile, Ayesha you and Chef Curry and all ya’ll pots can now fill those pots with HOE TEARS and ya’ll TEARS TOO! 

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