Tynee Talks: Things we should actually BAN instead of Muslims...

Tynee Talks: Things we should actually ban instead of Muslims...

President Business, out here cuttin' up in real life! The Orange Terror has enacted a Muslim Ban for 90 days, and that's messed up. Of all the things he could be concerned about, this Apricot Asshole Ass ninja,  is damaging our country and ruining families. Since he's handing out jobs to unqualified demons left and right, he may as well appoint me ( a sane, normal person) to an office to ban things. He needs to allow me to ban things, that actually need to be banished from this county and the world in general.

For starters he should have banned the following:

Le Fuq Boys: Fuq Boys need to be banished and terminated. They serve no purpose. All they do is ruin lives, hurt feelings, and lie. Fuq Boys always want honor, when they are the most dishonorable mofos on the planet. If anybody is worth banning, it should have definitely been them.

Long A** Job Applications: There is no reason, a job application should be almost 2 hours long! Stop with these asinine questionnaires, that do not really let you know if this employee will be a good fit. If a person meets the initial job requirements, schedule homeboy for an interview. And if a person uploads their resume, stop requiring that they still input their job history. Losing 2 hours of life, and then receiving a rejection email is not cool. Ban this shit!

Mona Scott Young: Exhibit A: VH1 on Mondays & Wednesdays. Nuff said!

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Student Loan Repayment: Ban Student Loan repayments if the graduate doesn't land a high paying job; that the U.S. Department of Labor Statistics has estimated their salary should be. If a person uses the majority of their check to pay bills, just to live, then they shouldn't have to repay the loan, because clearly the degree was fraud!

Ban Donald from Melania: Listen, Donald Trump shouldn't be allowed within 50 feet of Melania. He needs to be banned from her presence at all times, because clearly she's in clear and present danger! #FreeMelania

 

Applying for a J-O-B in today's society...

Work, work, work, work, work, work....

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Although Rihanna makes "Work" look super fantastic, the process it takes before actually getting work is a hot mess!

Applying for a job in 2016 is THE WORST! You really have to prepare yourself before you even attempt to apply for a position, and an entry level position at that. You have to mentally pull yourself together to apply for a job, even if said job only pays $8.00 an hour. 

You have to research the company, familiarize yourself with the position, give a vial of blood, sacrifice your first born son, and do a séance, all before you even land an interview; this is during the application process. What really grinds my gears is when you’re applying and it states that you can’t substitute your work history with your resume` and then ten pages later they require that you attach your resume`. Go figure. 

One day I was perusing on Indeed.com  for funzies and came across a job that required you to write an essay for a position that paid a mere $12.00 per hour. I felt so disrespected and I wasn’t even going to apply for said job. Now if the job was in the 5 figure or 6 figure neighborhood, I could understand, but for $12, I was giving this company a whole heap of side eye. I mean applying for a job in today’s society requires so much. Gone are the days of just filling out an application, going to an interview in a blue or black suit, laying on the charm and landing the job. Nope, in today’s job market you must do the following:

1.       Set aside at least 1 full day to apply for jobs

2.       Ask your physician to prescribe you Xanax for the anxiety you’re going to experience while applying

3.       Make sure your computer is insured (In case you throw it)

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4.       Fast & Pray

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5.       Seek counseling

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*Consider Entrepreneurship*

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