Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Tynee Talks: ALTERNATIVE FACTS!

Tynee Talks: Alternative Facts!
 
Photo Credit:
 http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/88684214/seanspicersays-The-perfect-meme-for-the-alternative-facts-era
A new White House Administration, not only ushers in a new President of the United States of America, but a whole new staff, and among that staff, includes a new Press Secretary. White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, wasted no time lying on national television to the American public. I mean this man lied like we weren’t collectively looking at the same thing, as the same damn time.

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To make light of his lying ass, his homegirl, White House Counsel Kellyanne Conway, told NBC's Meet The Press, that he didn’t give falsehoods, he gave ALTERNATIVE FACTS! Ladies and gentleman this is not a joke, this heffa got on national t.v. and said her mans didn’t lie, he gave ALTERNATIVE FACTS! I mean where they do that at?

So to continue in the example of key White House staff members, I’m going to list a few Alternative Facts… Maybe if I believe in the bullshit long enough, they'll actually turn into fact.

Bruh Man actually lives on the 5th floor…


Kim Kardashian  hasn't dated a lot of men…
Photo Credit: http://www.topgistng.com/2015/02/checkout-all-men-kim-kardashian-has.html

Slavery was actually unpaid farming…

Rachel Dolezal is a dark-skinned African American Woman…
Photo Credit: Heavy.com 
Kanye West is sane, and I’d trust him to make key decisions in my life…
Photo Credit: http://ijr.com/2014/08/165381-kanye-west-dealing-paparrazi-blacks-faced-civil-rights-struggle/

Michelle Williams was relevant in Destiny’s Child…

Destiny’s Child wasn’t a set-up to make Beyonce’ a solo star…


K. Michelle & Keyshia Cole would be great at teaching etiquette classes to young girls…


Whenever he says “Just the tip” he means it…


Viola Davis doesn’t walk hard in every scene in every movie…


Peter Gunz straps up every time, but the condom usually breaks…
Photo Credit: VH1.com 


Trump means well… 
Photo Credit: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-making-fun-reporters-disability/story?id=35463888


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